Thursday, July 24, 2008

My love for the B list


So last night i got to watch something ive been gitty about for months. I finally got The Machine Girl from netflix. Im a big fan of over the top campy B movies. I cant help it, its in my blood. This movie is an over the top revenge flick with over the top gore.
A schoolgirl loses her brother to the yakuza's son and his deranged gang and family. After trying to get revenge she gets caught, gets tortured, and gets her arm cut off. Luckily, she escapes and has some nice car mechanics attach a mini gun to her stump so that she can proceed to exact revenge.
This movie is simply amazing. Sure the effects are out there, and the voice acting (English dubbed since its a japanese movie) is horrible but the shear absurdity of some of the shit that goes on is classic. And seriously, how can you not laugh at a ninja that gets annihlated by a chaingun? Make a note, this movie is not for the faint of heart. There is def gore and violence, even if it campy, it can be a lil gruesome at times.
But if you can stomach the gallons upon gallons of blood, youll be treated to angry japanese schoolgirls with guns for arms, modern day yakuza gangs using ninjas (if they dont in real life, i have no idea wtf they are thinking), and did i mention, DRILL BRA?????
And if yer up for it, make sure to see my trinity of holy grail of movies, the Evil Dead series.
Also, cocks.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Hell freezes over...

UPDATE: unfortunately due to some personal issues, the reunion wont occur. Would have been sweet to do, but family comes first. Either way, ill still be heading to Gville the weekend of the 18th to get crunked if you want to come out and join us...